As the number of Covid-19 cases in India continue to rise and as people continue to die due to lack of medical facilities, Indian government is now gearing up to pull off something beyond imagination.
Masks & hand sanitizers have been thrown out of essential commodities list from July 1.
Because, you know, masks and sanitizers are a myth! They don’t help cure the disease.
What? They help prevent it to some extent? Who cares? Baba Ramdev has an Ayurvedic Medicine for that.
You can’t challenge the power of a medicine derived from the vedas and stuff with something that was made and prescribed using some stupid scientific terms.
You crazy or what?
So now, masks and sanitizers are NOT an essential commodity.
But not wearing a mask is a punishable offence. In some places, you have to go and work at a hospital for a period of 3 days if you are found roaming around without a mask.
But Mask is NOT an essential commodity.
You see the never ending loop here?
In high risk areas, if you have to go out to buy the essential items like dairy, grocery, etc. you can’t go out if you don’t have a mask. And you can’t go out to buy a mask because it’s not an essential item.
P.S. Perks of having a Prime Minister who undertook a three-month ‘Public Relations and Image Management’ Course in the United States.